Jolly Roger Door Mat

I can’t think of a polite way to describe what this design looks like.

Definitely a skull in the middle, but those four things around the outside? Bones, they may be.

i assume its meant for peg legs and made of sandpaper?

Just like the Pittsburgh Pirates are the doormat of baseball, visitors will love wiping their feet on this.

YOU ARE A PIRATE!!

Be sure to put this out on September 19: Talk Like A Pirate Day.

PIRATE JOKE TIME!

What is a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet? Arrrrr.

What rating of movie does a pirate go to see? Arrrrr.

Where does a pirate go to drink? In a b"arrrr".

This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship’s wheel down his pants. The bartender says, “Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship’s wheel down the front of your pants?”
And the pirate says… Aaargh, it’s driving me nuts!!

what’s a pirate’s favorite kind of socks?
arrrrgyle

■Made of durbale rubber construction for indoor and outdoor use

And I’m glad they’re durbale instead of durable…

$25 at Amazon

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=Jolly+Roger+Door+Mat

Ye need to be keepin’ yer deadlights off me monkey or I’ll run ye through!

BTW where does peg leg keep his bunions?

Love it! SOLD!

Please, Will someone hijack WOOT and hold them for ransom until they offer THE BAG-O-CRAP!
fox5411

In for 3 - sending them to Somalia.

Just when I thought I was going to get out of this woot off without spending a dime…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8_F4Yk2-cA&feature=related PIRatE SONG

NICE!!!

It’s drivin me nuts!

Well if I couldn’t get the BOC, at least I have a sick new door mat.

Already been offered.

I would know, I got one :slight_smile:

in for 2!

one for the garage for sure!

Apparently these retail for about $25-30, definitely in for one. Arrrrrrr…