What about if there were forum characters? For example, @Narfcake in the conservatory with the cat shirt cannon? Or @peaceetc in the bedroom with the 
’s? Or @Froodyfrog in the bathroom with the Penguin massager? Or @bsmith1 in the courtyard with the hatchet (or is it a hammer?)? Or @mydearWootson in the library with the terrible terrible fan fiction?
The possibles are endless!
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