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[size=24:162adce8e6][color=red:162adce8e6][b]MORE DECENT WOOTS IN THE BOX,
Give me a video card, i can’t play Leisure Suit Larry - Magna Cum Laude with current one
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First First Woot’s Post[/color]
first page wOOt!
[size=24:31ab0d5a64][color=red:31ab0d5a64]MORE DELL 5.1 SPEAKERS, PLEASE![/color][/size:31ab0d5a64]
[color=red:77ab4b69f4][size=18:77ab4b69f4]Captain Wootak is Dead!! His life is over!![/size:77ab4b69f4][/color]
But wait!! What’s this??
He’s coming back…
[color=blue:77ab4b69f4][size=24:77ab4b69f4]Welcome Count Wootak, The UnDEAD
Bearer of all bad woot!s.[/size:77ab4b69f4][/color]
huh? bag o’ crap please
Kensington Pro Gaming Mouse and Splinter Cell Game
$9.99 + $5 Shipping and Handling
Turn on the TV; pick up a newspaper; listen to the radio. If it isn’t Iraq, it’s Sudan, Afghanistan or North Korea. Ai, yi yi! Sometimes you just want to forget for a while that man is wolf to man, and frolic in a carefree fantasy world, even if only for an hour or two. After all, you didn’t start the fire. It was always burning, since the world was turning.
Well, temporary relief is here: Escape from daily news reports of street violence, black ops and extralegal killings with some realistically simulated street violence, black ops and extralegal killings. Unleash your calamitous wrath! Skip through the aortal spray of America’s enemies like a child playing in the lawn sprinkler! What fun!
And what better conduit is there for your cold-blooded directives than the PilotMouse Optical Pro? Sure, to your multipolygonal adversaries it’s a deadly weapon, responding with lethal precision to your every twitch and click—but with a refined shape and cushioned rubber grips, it’s as pleasing to the hand as the soft, warm bosom of your college girlfriend.
Please note that some post-traumatic stress disorder is normal after playing. Bottle your feelings as tightly as you can, and return to our grim, violent reality just a little more desensitized.
Mouse features: Ultra Precise 800 DPI Diamondeye Optical Technology
5 programmable mouse buttons
ProTecTec security system: when touched by unauthorized users, mouse explodes into thousands of blinding shards of metal.
Incredibly comfortable shape
Flexible Rubber Fin Grips for her pleasure
Perfect for game play and everyday use, as if these are two distinct categories for you
Lighting, animation, sound effects, intimate questions, inappropriate touching, and judgmental in-laws create an astonishingly realistic tension-filled experience
25 cutting-edge weapons and gadgets
9 pulse-pounding stealth missions, including “Carousel Crisis” and “Raid on Camp Thumbelina”
Diverse stealth techniques such as sniping, rappelling, using human shields and appearing on Tony Danza’s talk show
Windows 98/ME/2000 and XP
800Mhz Pentium III or AMD Athlon Processor
32MB Video Card
DirectX 8.1 Compatible Sound Card
1.5GB of space on Hard Drive
Available USB or PS/2
Deep, violent feelings of rage and frustration
PilotMouse Optical Pro
USB / PS/2 adapter
Manual and Quick Reference Guide to Splinter Cell
Splinter Cell Discs (3)
New, retail box (suitable for framing)
Guaranteed compatibility, 5 Year Kensington warranty and Toll free tech support to the end user
i have slow internet
[size=24:559cae02b0][color=green:559cae02b0]MORE DELL 5.1 SPEAKERS, PLEASE![/color][/size:559cae02b0]
[size=7:559cae02b0] And I won’t make a big deal about making the first page for the first time.[/size:559cae02b0]
Good Night All!
More 2nd page in the box plz.