LADIES!!! Join the Army and see the cure for breast cancer in your lifetime!

didya know that 70% of all women that get breast cancer do NOT have the common risk factors for it? Reserchers need access to an Army of Women. Only 30k have joined so far. Go tell everyone to register to be a volunteer in an Army fighting a war that can actually be won. With no pesky IEDs.

do man boobs count? if so my dad would join in a heart beat.

they’re starting with girl boobs first since it’s more common. they’ll consider adding man boobs in the future. membership up to 155k now!

Thanks ill let him know!

wait is this an army army? or an army to cure breast cancer?