Woot email: “We found some deals you might be interested in!”
Me: “This isn’t the parts I’m interested in”
*Breasts not included.
Fun story time:
When my ex-wife was lactating after the birth of our daughter, she used to express her milk at work. It was a local Denny’s…
One day the health inspector came in and found her unlabeled milk in a reach-in cooler. He held it up over is head and loudly asked “WHAT IS THIS??”
Oh Lordy, that was a Kodak moment.
Aren’t the best “Breastmilk Storage Bags”… breasts?