LAST POST XII: The Postening. Post early, post often, but above all, post last


#5261

http://n7jmr7muhj-flywheel.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/National-Dance-Like-a-Chicken-Day-May-14-1024x512.jpg

Cluck Cluck. I win.
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#5262

(do you know why chicken coops only have 2 doors but never four?)

Aha! While you were out dancing and celebrating, someone else snuck in an even Laster Post!


#5263

you mean me?
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#5264

I failed performing the Heimlich maneuver on someone in a restaurant. I guess you could say I choked.

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#5265

Nope. Actually he (or she) choked - you didn’t. I performed CPR once and the man did not survive, but it was considered successful because at least I tried. His widow encountered me at a service station several years later and recognized and thanked me for doing much more than anyone else seemed willing to do. E.R. doc said his heart blew up and he wouldn’t have survived it if it had happened at the hospital. So, an undesired result does not necessarily mean failure.

…speaking of last posts …LP


#5266

http://cdn.funnyisms.com/17278411-b29a-4811-8893-65d49057e193.jpg

LP


#5267

Exactly! You scored the ***next to the ***
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#5268

NOTICE:

Sorry to announce that this will have to be the very last post on this thread.

The woot servers are over-heating and no further posts will be accepted.

Really.

Don’t even try to post after this.

Good Bye everyone.

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LP


#5269

no.


#5270

more.


#5271

last post.


#5272

Okay Dave. I think you were very clear in your instructions. To clarify, THIS is the LAST POST. Thanks everyone for your total cooperation with Dave’s missive.


#5273

Thank you for your cooperation.
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#5274

Sponges grow in the ocean. Do you ever wonder how deep would the ocean be if that didn’t happen?

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#5275

Did you realize that:

Your car keys have travelled further than your car.

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#5276

My neighbor threw away her toaster because it kept burning bread. She is Black Toast Intolerant.

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#5277

Speaking of which, WHY do toaster manufacturers build toasters with a built in “burnt to a black crisp” setting anyway?

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#5278

Good question!

I used to date a lady with a wooden leg, but I broke it off.

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#5279

I think may have dated her myself - did her name happen to be “Peg”?

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#5280

Her name was Eileen.

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