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#5281

Nope, different one I guess. (although I understand she had a Japanese sister - Irene)

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#5282

Italian building inspectors in Pisa are leanient.

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#5283

I used to date a cross-eyed girl, (until I found out she was seeing someone else on the side)

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#5284

I used to date a Siamese twin until she caught me having an affair with her twin.

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#5285

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

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#5286

Sad news today. A red ship collided with a blue ship. The sailors were marooned.

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#5287

My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

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#5288

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

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#5289

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

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#5290

Turquoise is the best color. It has been proven cyantifically.

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#5291

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

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#5292

Some clock makers are normal, but others are a little cuckoo.

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#5293

6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down. (at least it was in the days before digital)

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#5294

A local clock factory burned last week. There was a lot of second hand smoke.

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#5295

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

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#5296

People who get a transfusion in a Taiwanese hospital receive Taipei blood.

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#5297

I finally realized my parents favored my twin brother. It hit me when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party.

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#5298

My neighbor has been engaged many times, but he never did get married. There have been quite a few near Mrs.

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#5299

I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the lady behind the register keeps putting it back.

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#5300

When I was a kid, putting air in your bicycle tire was free.
Now it’s $1.50!
I asked the gas station attendant why.
He said, “Inflation.”

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