LAST POST XII: The Postening. Post early, post often, but above all, post last


#5381

Rabbits like their beer brewed with a lot of hops.

The final. The ending. The very Last Post.


#5382

Playing darts on the ceiling always makes me throw up.

This is the last post!!!


#5383

What is blue and doesn’t weigh very much?

Light blue

I believe THIS is the last post !!!


#5384

If you play around with a guillotine…
You’ll beheaded for an accident.

<<<<<< The Last Post >>>>>>


#5385

My musician neighbor, who is in jail, is awaiting his next release.

I got the last post! neener, neener, neeeeener!


#5386

Why do some people hate puns?
Because they are laughtose intolerant!

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#5387

I have a friend who has been a jogger for three years running.

Last Post!!


#5388

Don’t trust people that do acupuncture, they’re back stabbers.
…Last Post


#5389

Last week, I bought a camouflaged shirt, and now I can’t find it!

I got the Last Post!!


#5390

Says WHooo?

https://i0.wp.com/www.missiontomeander.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/DSC_5619_1500.jpg?ssl=1

You “had” the Last Post !!! It’s MINE now ! (diabolical laughter)

Last Post


#5391

How does the moon cut the sun’s hair?

Eclipse it.

edit: not as smart as I thought I was making that up. Googled it. Already existed.

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#5392

To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide but you can’t run.

Last Post !!


#5393

Before they shut down EBW due to the Korean Spammers, I’m grabbing the Last Post!


#5394

http://julieannda.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/spam1.gif

LAST POST!!


#5395

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Last Post !!!


#5396

A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

Last Post!! Finally, I got the last post!


#5397

Children who fail their coloring exams always need a shoulder to crayon.

YAY! I got the FIRST POST after the supposed LAST POST, making this the very…
LAST POST.


#5398

When I studied Shakespeare, I had heard a rumor that he had once owned a bakery. He had always denied this saying, “It’s much a-dough about muffin.”

Woohoo!! The last post is mine!

Last Post!


#5399

The librarian didn’t know what to do with the book about Tesla’s love of electricity, so she filed it under ‘Current Affairs.’

OK. Time for me to have the…
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#5400

Sigh