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Mrs. Potts?

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Petey was a snake, only so big. Petey lived in a
pit with his mother.

One day Petey was hissing in the pit when his mother
said, “Petey, don’t hiss in the pit, go outside the pit
to hiss.” So Petey went outside of the pit to hiss.

Petey was hissing all around when he finally leaned
over and hissed in the pit. Petey’s mother heard Petey
hissing in the pit and said, “Petey, if you must hiss in
a pit, go over to Mrs. Pott’s pit and hiss in her pit.”

Petey went over to Mrs. Pott’s pit to hiss in her pit,
but Mrs. Pott was not at home so he hissed in her pit
anyway. While Petey was hissing in Mrs. Pott’s pit,
Mrs. Pott came home and found Petey hissing in her pit.
She said, “Petey, if you must hiss in a pit, don’t hiss
in my pit; go to your own pit and hiss.”

This made Petey very sad, and he cried all the way
home. When Petey got home, his mother saw him crying
and said, “Petey,what’s the matter?”

Petey said, "I went over to Mrs. Pott’s to hiss in her pit,
but Mrs. Pott was not at home, so I hissed in her pit anyway.
Mrs. Pott came home and found me hissing in her pit and said,
“Petey, if you must hiss in a pit go to your pit and hiss,
don’t hiss in my pit.”

This made Petey’s mother very angry, and she said,
“Why that mean old Lady! I knew Mrs. Pott when
she didn’t have a pit to hiss in.”

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In a gadda da vida, baby
(In the Garden of Eden)
In a gadda da vida, honey
Don’t you know that I’m lovin’ you

Oh, won’t you come with me
And take my hand
Oh, won’t you come with me
And walk this land
Please take my hand

In a gadda da vida, honey
Don’t you know that I’m lovin’ you
In a gadda da vida, baby
Don’t you know that I’ll always be true

Oh, won’t you come with me
And take my hand
Oh, won’t you come with me
And walk this land
Please take my hand

In a gadda da vida, honey
Don’t you know that I’m lovin’ you
In a gadda da vida, baby
Don’t you know that I’ll always be true

Oh, won’t you come with me
And take my hand
Oh, won’t you come with me
And walk this land
Please take my hand

In a gadda da vida, baby
(In the Garden of Eden)
In a gadda da vida, honey
Don’t you know that I’m lovin’ you

Oh, won’t you come with me
And take my hand
Oh, won’t you come with me
And walk this land
Please take my hand
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Well that was certainly lyrical, but this is the
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Not matter where you go…there you are

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Any way you want, you got it.
Any way you need, you got it.
Any way you want, you got it.

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It’s like déjà vu all over again.

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I love finding a pic-a-nic basket.

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Ruh roh

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< insert inspiration quote >

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As President Benjamin Franklin often said:
“This here post is the very LAST POST”

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Where did that LAST POST go?

:point_right: Found it! :point_left: