For only $75 — a literal steal — you too can have this pillow, supposedly (shhhh) it’s partially made with the very rare seeds of the Kapok tree. And that’s a big deal because seeds grow things. It’s also super duper at cooling because copper and stuff, and it says premium fill so you should really jump on this one. Also, this will clean your skin at night because newly innovated patent pending yarn tech gently massages dead skin cells off your face while you sleep. Unfortunately, they’re all out of the automated through osmosis pillow that senses when your feet need some copper cooling kapok seed love. Those ones teleport presumably.
Don’t buy this.