lemming Lyrics

To taste.

doesn’t matter if it’s a splash or a fifth if the recipient asks…

I just cook - I’m not hoity toity - mugs work well.

Holy Crap! Hoity toity! My mom says that all the time! All the time.

I had five parents.

Mom, Dad, Moe, Larry , and Curly,

Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck…

I saw them once, when I was a kid. I was really mad that Curly wasn’t there. The fact that he was dead meant nothing to me then. I was also mad that Moe and Larry were so old.

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut,
Called the doctor, woke him up, and said,
“Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?”

"Now let me get this straight;
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut,
called your doctor, woke him up, and said,
‘Doctor, ain’t there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?’

You put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both down,
You put the lime in the cocount, you’re such a silly woman!
Put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning."

Percussion
Strings
Winds
Words

There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don’t got a lot to say
But there’s something about her
And you don’t know why
But you’re dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl

Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
It’s possible she wants you, too
There is one way to ask her
It don’t take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl

Sing with me now
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
My, oh, my
Look at the boy too shy
He ain’t gonna kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Ain’t that sad
Ain’t it shame, too bad
You gonna miss the girl

Now’s your moment
Floating in a blue lagoon
Boy, you better do it soon
No time will be better
She don’t say a word
And she won’t say a word
Until you kiss the girl

Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don’t be scared
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Don’t stop now
Don’t try to hide it how
You wanna kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Float along
Listen to the song
The song say kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Music play
Do what the music say
You wanna kiss the girl

You’ve got to kiss the girl
Why don’t you kiss the girl
You gotta kiss the girl
Go on and kiss the girl

Lala kahle

In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight

(Chorus)
Imbube

Ingonyama ifile
Ingonyama ilele
Thula

Near the village, the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight
Near the village, the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight

(Chorus)

Ingonyama ilele

Hush, my darling, don’t fear, my darling
The lion sleeps tonight
Hush, my darling, don’t fear, my darling
The lion sleeps tonight

He, ha helelemama [He, ha helelemama]
Ohi’mbube

(Chorus)

Ixesha lifikile
Lala
Lala kahle

Near the village, the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight
Near the village, the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight

(Chorus)

My little darling
Don’t fear, my little darling
My little darling
Don’t fear, my little darling

Ingonyama ilele

//sets fire to lyric generator

Uh-oh.

ha ha!!
Let’s see where this goes!!

And why DM does not come back to chat with us?

The lemming slept last night.

Wee hee he he heee heee heee he heee we a mUm away

//sets fire to chat-lady.

Time for the marshmallows!!!

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DM must be mellowing. I expected legions of lemmings to be on the march after having his thread fired.

But this is friendly fire.

Josephus set fire to “lyric generator” (dm) and “chat-lady” (?) (no relation as far as I know) and you call that friendly?

i think he was setting fire to ace with that! :omg:

//sets fire to lady sticking stick into hornets nest (poof!).

Well, there needs to be more than just lighting a few matches. There needs to be conflict. And get that match away from me.