Lentek Wine Genie Bottle Opener


#1

Welcome to the Woot-off item #XX topic page for this product on Friday, January 21st, 2005. Please post your questions, experiences, or pricing comments here…


#2

Lentek Wine Genie Bottle Opener
“Open!” says-a me
$14.99 + $5 Shipping and Handling

The remarkable march of human innovation continues to steadily erase all traces of romance or sensuality from everyday life. This sorta-effort-saving device turns the magical, tantalizing act of opening a bottle of wine into just another ho-hum push of a button. Maybe next they’ll come up with a machine to drink the wine for you, too, you shiftless cretin.

Instant automatic and push-button (what language was this translated from?)
Operates with one replaceable cartridge
Good for 80 bottle openings, or a typical weekend in a single Florida State dorm room
Specially designed foil cutter saves wear and tear on fingernails, teeth
Looks like something other than a bottle opener, but then our minds tend to wander sometimes


same pic as Woot-off item #5a


#3

The spam is getting a little annoying guys.


#4

Inappropriate Photoshop use in 3,2,1…

:lol:


#5

I love woot, it makes me lose sleep, thanx woot. All those smart people who are gonna be looking at the woot off they missed and the referral war that has started, I pity and envy you at the same time


#6

Woot for the wino on a budget.


#7

Sorry, I’m done now.


#8

How many of these… can I go to bed and wake up to the same woot? I hope so I’m getting sleepy…


#9

Wine a little…and you’ll feel better!! :wink: [/b]


#10

Sorry, I’m done now.[/quote]

quiter.


#11

You better not say this is girl stuff.


#12

Ah. I think we have reached the “give the w00ties the rest of the night off” Item. I note the enthusiasm with which it is presented :shock: :roll: and in particular the careful attention to detail in this very posting:

“Welcome to the Woot-off item #XX topic page for this product …”

Heh, err, umm, is that ROMAN NUMERALS? Item 20?

zzzzzz :expressionless: :expressionless: :expressionless:


#13

More WOOT please :lol:


#14

First time wooter. This stuff is intense.


#15

Sorry, I’m done now.[/quote]

quiter.[/quote]

basically


#16

OK… the ipod was just an amazing deal and I missed it!!! I could have sold them for more than what they were charging! Grrrr…

Which makes me wonder… WOOT has the most amazing prices… so I am wondering… either they are dumpster diving and “finding” these “abandonded” items … or someone knows someone who knows someone who knows where these items fell off a truck :wink:

Either way… WOOT RULES!!!

www.whatsyourdeal.com Great deals, freebies and coupon codes.


#17

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


#18

maybe you can get your mom to join bmg then get your free mini and stop posting the link here ad nauseum.

i thought that crap was banned/stopped/verboten?


#19

I don’t think there are a whole lot of wine drinking wooters. :lol:


#20

That is too funny. :lol: