Let's play a game "what if..."


#181

What if rules were made to be broken?


#182

What if we genetically engineered taller horses?

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#183

What if the horse still ran faster than us?


#184

What if the horse is Mr. Ed and he argued with you wanting to race him?


#185

What if Mr Ed was actually a Mule?


#186

What if the mule was named Francis?


#187

What if all but one the Woot forum moderators and a few staff were let go?


#188

What if that resulted in no letters being added to boxes of cra*p?


#189

what if your knees bent the other direction - what would chairs look like then?

Edit:(where is Time Truck when we need him)


#190

What if I was in surgery for hours because my knees bent backwards?


#191

What if they paid you hundreds of pennies to perform that surgery?


#192

What if I invested those hundreds of pennies and now have over twelve dollars?


#193

What if you took that $12+ and spent all of it on purple bubblegum?


#194

What if you used lots of purple bubblegum and some helium to make a giant balloon?


#195

what if your voice got deeper instead of higher when inhaling the helium?


#196

What if your deep voice caused a slow motion earthquake?


#197

What if the earthquake make your goldfish bowl broken?


#198

What if fried goldfish is the only food after the earthquake?


#199

What if the fried goldfish are too expensive?


#200

what if there is no tomorrow