Let's play a game "what if..."


What if it was a black light bulb?


What if it was a halogen instead of an LED?


What if I couldn’t find a halogen?


What if halogen costs more?


What if I don’t get paid until next week?


What if my pay is only chicken feed?


WHat if the chickens only crossed the road to get to their feed?


What if a truck ran over some of the chickens?


What if the surviving chickens decided to change all of the woot forums to something new & spiffy?


What if those chickens had their brains altered by the evil servers?