What if it was a black light bulb?
What if it was a halogen instead of an LED?
What if I couldn’t find a halogen?
What if halogen costs more?
What if I don’t get paid until next week?
What if my pay is only chicken feed?
WHat if the chickens only crossed the road to get to their feed?
What if a truck ran over some of the chickens?
What if the surviving chickens decided to change all of the woot forums to something new & spiffy?
What if those chickens had their brains altered by the evil servers?