Let's play a game "what if..."


#21

What if I just turned up the thermostat cause it is freezing outside?


#22

What if your wife is having a hot flash and she threatens you with a baseball bat if you touch the thermostat?


#23

What if the thermostat is actually your wife?


#24

What if it keeps raining every day and never seems to stop?


#25

What if we can’t find a hammer to build an ark?


#26

What if we can’t find the unicorns to go on the ark?


#27

What if we accidentally take a gelding instead of a Philly?


#28

What if you volunteer to check all animals entering the ark?


#29

what if we just all just go on a cruise?


#30

What if I eat too much on this cruise?


#31

What if you got sick and fell overboard from eating too much? :frowning:


#32

What if a ship came and rescued me?


#33

What if that rescue ship was headed for Fiji to stay?


#34

What if I questioned the term “rescue” if it was going to take me to Fiji?


#35

What if woot doesn’t ship to Fiji?


#36

What if they did but you had to pay extra for it?


#37

What if I refuse to pay extra?


#38

How would you receive it if you refused to pay for it?


#39

What if I left a strongly-worded comment to TT in the forums?


#40

What if she started ignoring the forums?