Let's play a game "what if..."


#81

what if, a long, long time ago. i had a shitty pinto?


#82

what if I inquired if there were any other type of pinto?


#83

What if we ate too many pinto beans?


#84

what if we ran out of toilet paper after you ate all the beans?


#85

What if I used an old Montgomery Wards catalog for toilet paper?


#86

What if you didn’t have any A&D adult diaper rash cream?


#87

What if I preferred to use 90 weight gear oil?


#88

what if i hope i never have to use any of this stuff?


#89

What if your gear box needed more oil?


#90

What if I used weight gear oil to fry a turkey?


#91

What if it worked better than peanut oil?


#92

what if your fried turkey just made everyone puke?


#93

Who would clean up that mess?


#94

What if we got one of those robotic vacuum cleaners to do that?


#95

What if the robotic vacuum cleaner decided to take over the world instead?


#96

What if a robot can’t function in a vacuum?


#97

What if this robot also does dishes & brings you beer?


#98

What if the dishes the robot washed still had old pretzels stuck on them?


#99

What if we find out who didn’t eat all of their pretzels?


#100

What if we took the one who didn’t eat all of their pretzels and made them write “I will not waste my food” 500 times?