Hooray for people trying to be funny with clothing that appears to brand them as emergency-capable people so that others might run to them when such an emergency arises only to find that, no, they are NOT emergency-capable people, they’re just jackasses who thought it would be funny to advertise themselves as such, increasing the risk to those who are in danger! Woooooo!
Sorry. Shitty day, and normally I’d let something like this slide, but NOT TODAY.
Lord forbid that woot-shirt hipsters loitering at the local Starbucks send the wrong message. Maybe they should have a disclaimer to not wear this shirt to the beach?