Lifeguard

Hooray for people trying to be funny with clothing that appears to brand them as emergency-capable people so that others might run to them when such an emergency arises only to find that, no, they are NOT emergency-capable people, they’re just jackasses who thought it would be funny to advertise themselves as such, increasing the risk to those who are in danger! Woooooo!

/rant

Sorry. Shitty day, and normally I’d let something like this slide, but NOT TODAY.

Lord forbid that woot-shirt hipsters loitering at the local Starbucks send the wrong message. Maybe they should have a disclaimer to not wear this shirt to the beach?