This is also the perfect start for your Professor X or Davros costume.
You too can be Captain Pike.
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If nobody has given you a high-five today, the universe is not a just place. Classic!
“They’re real and they’re spectacular!”
Why?
Clear cellulite? Burn 600 calories in a half hour? Remove toxins from blood? Uncle Woot: have you no shame?
looks like a good way to make someone sterile to me. especially men
Seriously. Obviously false claims, borderline medical claims possibly illegal.