Linssy always cheats on her tests
Linssy always smokes in the girl’s bathroom
Linssy is such a gossip
Linssy got in a fight with her boyfriend at the movies
Linssy works at Orange Julius but never wants to work the register
Linssy drives a beat-up Mazda Miata with a ripped top
I think you should ask her out.
She’s wayyyy out of my league
she’s so cool she never even looks at me in the hallway
She doesn’t have a date to the prom yet. Now’s your chance.
i thought about it for like 2 seconds and then threw up all over myself
That means you’re fancy pants from the 8th grade dance will fit. Go for it!
ugh threw up again. gotta go lie down
Have a good nap. I’ll get you some cookies when you wake up.
time to get my nails done!
stay away from linssy she’s a real b
She’s probably good at painting nails tho
The plot twist is that he’s throwing up not because of his anxiety, but because Linssy is a girl.