love this logic.
I NO YOOZ DEREFOOR U NO YOOZ!
Hey! I have been hoping this would come up & it did. I’m a happy camper. Camper as all get out. Mine is on the way.
Takes getting used to but its something you cant live without once you do. And of course not for WoW, you play RIFT! 
Well considering your join date and WOOT amount.
YOU BOUGHT THE CHRISTMAS ONE! Woot updates at 12. Duh you got it at 12.
Woot off ones happen at 3-6
Special holiday bags happen at 12
B.ag of c.rap
It comes up randomly and crashes the woot servers. It is a grab bag of anything and everything.
If you are lucky enough to get one you could get anything from a collection of dollar store items and broken electronics, to a windfall of awesome things.
The mouse is less than ideal. The keyboard rocks, comparable to much more expensive products from Microsoft. In my experience, having purchased it before, and having used a $130 Microsoft ergo setup afterward until an ill-timed sip of water and a particularly funny stand-up comic on youtube happened.