The mouth is formed by the gash left by the baggage handlers.
The write-up is so long, it’s like it came from Sky Magazine.
Looks like the map, from Sky Mall, is upside down.
Forget Toledo; check the Unclaimed Baggage Center in Scottsboro, Alabama.
How fitting, the shirt selling exactly two months before I’ll be travelling.
Hopefully, it’s not an omen.
I knew I shoulda made a left turn at Albuquerque.
Is there a dorsal fin in that bag, looking for its dolfriend?
Hmm, think about it. How well would you read directions if you had a couple of buckles for eyes? Not very well I would assume.
If that were Terry Pratchett’s Luggage, it wouldn’t be lost…
He’s not lost. He’s got a map.
I’ve been carrying on my bag since about 2000, so this shirt is more amusing than real life anecdote. Onebag.com FTW!
Yeah, really! It’s my hometown!
I’m not lost, I just don’t know where I am.
Hopefully the shirt won’t be lost in the mail getting to you. =D
Yet another dumb pun shirt. Waste of ink.
Must be a guys suitcase… Betcha it didn’t even ask for directions…
love how the lil’ guy has the eyes made from the straps, very nicely done, + you on fb and flickr awesome stuff congrats 
Awesomeness! Congrats Matt!
All directionally challenged individuals hold a map upside down when they are headed south!!