Though I have only known you for a short time, I feel a connection between us. I trust you enough to give you my credit card number and then hope that you actually send the product I requested. The Chillbuster portable electric blanket I bought keeps me warm when I’m not with you, and my Say No to Scurvy shirt and my iMetal headphones keep me occupied, but when the clock stricks midnight, I’m always here with you.
Oh and you’re on my bookmark toolbar. What an honor.