What no instructional video?
#WAD
I was going to @ you, and you beat me to it!

0 stars.
No beer in this keg at all, tasted weird, the app just made my mouth numb. I’m not sure how much beer you could even FIT in this thing, but might be the worst keg i have ever used.
Maybe it was a returned item. Be careful what you put in your mouth.
Funny looking keg.
When asked about their new job assignment, the flamingos responded “what the flock!?!”

I feel like this could also so mix margaritas.
Dang it. I’m sitting on my porch with my parents. I can’t look.
THE WHAT?!?
then there is this on one of the pics


What happens if I lose the remote?
Wait? Is it like those garage door remotes that will open random doors in other neighborhoods?
You can always revert back to the classic device free mode.
Device free mode? Um, what? I don’t understand what you’re saying. Give me a minute to unpair my earbuds from my tv and tell Alexa to reheat my microwave pizza while my robot sweeper picks up the crumbs my self cleaning litter box dropped.
Ahem. In the same way a partner might, uh, remotely control the keg stand, I think the app might come with a, uh, conference keg mode for… keg performers to show off their impressive… beer drinking to an interactive audience


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