Received my 9lbs of crap:
1 Mossy Oak Sweatshirt 2x
1 Nebraska Hat
1 iPhone 6/6s case
1 pack neon crayons
1 pair of lounge pants
1 Woot bag
1 Indiana shirt (M)
1 pack of Woot stickies
1 spatula
1 Manchester City visor
1 cold water hood
1 Jets knit hat
1 Cleveland Browns knit scarf
1 ball of 100 hair bands
1 office chair cushion
1 pair of BKHC BK9 headphones
Thanks Woot!
Full of Craptacular goodness
1 Woot Bag
1 24" Elmo dressed as a pumpkin light up yard art (alas, I have no yard)
1 child M Haunted Doll costume (medium-sized child said ‘no way’)
5 copies of Peppa’s Halloween Party
1 set of now infamous ear guards
1 Christmas stocking
1 medi-tation coloring book
1 Fantastic Beasts coloring book
1 How to catch an Elf book
1 pop cam (uses film?)
My disappointment is as large as the empty screaming monkey sized hole in my life.
Thanks Woot.
Also, when it was delivered (to a flurry of woofies) my dog licked the box. She was disappointed.
Ravens football medium t-shirt - not my size and I am not a sports fan.
Blue polo large t-shirt - maybe my brother-in-law will like it.
Rosevale bath bombs gift set - my niece will probably love this.
Railroad stripe denim x-large t-shirt - thought it was a prison costume at first - probably fits but I won’t be wearing it.
Green Bay Packers medium t-shirt -not my size and I am not a sports fan.
Wine colored drink cozy - maybe use.
UCLA vegetable/fruit tray - finally something I may be able to use.
Woot Screaming Monkey red cape with exclamation point - Have two of his brothers to reunite him for a family reunion.
Woot brown paper bag - a bag will always come in handy.
Neon crayons - Maybe use in the future.
Ear Guards - to protect ears from ear-spiders earwigs and other creepy ear dwellers - hopefully will never have to use them.
Woot post-it notes not in photo - sorry found them after I took the picture.
and worst of all:
Jamaican Man Ashtray - I voted against Justin Trudeau because he wanted to legalize marijuana.
Thanks for the BOC. Disappointment achieved.
I think it’s awesome. Maybe you can find a friend who would like it.
This is a first - received a notice my Woot BOC was delivered after I posted my BOCs contents on the forum.
But it does happen! I had a a friend in the Army who DID have a bug in his ear and a doctor had to remove it with long tweezers. It came out alive and kicking and my friend was forever traumatized.
My Keapp arrived today!
Summarize
Lots of great stuff
Dryer bags for my bras
Emojis for my fingers
Oversized jersey
Heat changing mug
I watch band
Toy truck for my nephew
A vase
A multi tool
Some stickers
A “?” Bag <== last vestiges of old school
A coffee mill
A ball of hair ties
And last but not least
A harvest your own pearl oyster
Wootie tootie! Here we go:
I got:
- A slew (which equals 8) “flying saucers” (Frisbees) in an assortment of colors
- A pretty cool black and white women’s Jet’s winter hat (and I’m in NYC)
- Some ear guards to guard against the bedbugs we suspect all our neighbors in NYC have
- A Nightmare Before Christmas Operation game (pretty cool)
- A solar charger for cell phones (VERY cool)
- Emoticon finger puppets
- Descaling tablets for cleaning stuff (we’ll use it in our water distiller)
- Martin timing pulley (whatever that is)
- A running/hiking belt to hold keys and wallet (nice)
- Cute Christmas napkins
- Some kind of lock with two keys
- A blue strap for Sony Slim/Fat something or other
- Some kind of phone case
- What appears to be skins for maybe FitBit
- Woot Post-its
- A green Woot bag
All and all, I’m not too disappointed. Maybe next time.
Thanks, Woot!
Got a Buffalo Bills hat for the wife, none of the other crap matters.
A close up pic might help us id it for you.
I would agree, but then I got to cheeseman’s post…
And @cheeseman55805, that really is a crapload of crap!
AWESOME pics!! Thank your wife for being such a good sport to model these! Great fun to see!
Aw man, now I’m disappointed. I’d LURVE to see your cats reacting to the auto-lid! I wonder if anyone else has posted a vid of this.
I’ll vouch that these are great! They fizz a really long time! I cut mine in half and they still fizz practically forever. If your niece doesn’t want them, I’ll take them!
@aaee - no pics of the classic ? bag? for shame. That ball of hair ties will be a hit with any young girl (my youngest niece would probably squee over it; heck, my sis-in-law probably would, too–she’s always losing her hair ties) But please post pics of doing the pearl kit. Or a video might be neat. I’m curious what the pearl will be like. Sounds fun.
>'Kat
I got my Box but I’ll have to post its contents next Tues. I have work early today, then churchy stuff tonight, then I leave for Houston at 5:15 tom morn. Yes, stupid-early! But I’ll tease you with that it failed at disappointment, as usual.
>'Kat
Interesting box
- La rams men’s shirt s
- Random black T-shirt spoofing movies men’s xl
- Cleveland Browns scarf
- Emoji finger puppets
- Giant ball of hair ties
- Woot post it’s
- Random car side mirror.
- Bluetooth waterproof speaker
- iPhone 6s phone case
- Pop socket
- Clifford dvd
- Goggles
- Baby toothbrush
- Woot stinky sock bag
- I love Doberman pinshers mug
- Humidity monitor
- Wall plug for chargers
- Chocolate mold
Not the most disappointing but leaves room for improvement.
That is… strange. I’ve never seen that before.
I’ve seen the live feeds on Facebook where the lady opens oysters for people who purchased them, it is very odd, yet captivating. Kind of like opening a bag of crap. 
There’s an MLM that offers a similar setup as well. It’s pretty wack.
Wanna see some crap, a monkey boa, and a pissed off cat? Here ya go!
Boise State polo shirt
? bag
Don’t know what the hell these are
Pool donut
Fridge filter
Table cloth
Sticky note holder
Sticky notes of many fun
Monkey
Various phone cases
Strap for hanging things on wrists
How to Catch an Elf (spoiler alert: the elf becomes a pie)
Funny camera that will probably be fun to play with
Neon crayons
Fun stick on LED lights
Two paper towel holders
Dolly swim set
Seriously, what the hell are these? The label isn’t in any language I know and Google didn’t translate. They’re rubbery things that look like skins for a whistle or something? Am I overthinking, and it’s actually something common? Halp!
Linus is looking for Tubbs and Crockett.
The pissed off Melody I promised earlier.
The monkey boa looks fetching, but it isn’t quite long enough, yet.
Thanks, as always, to TT and the gang! You always bring it, and won’t take any of it back. 
Sleeve for fitbit charge
https://www.amazon.com/Tharv-Fitbit-Charge-Silica-Replacement/dp/B076Q6B1SH