March 2019 CRAPS! Post them HERE!!!! 💩

Oh ok, sorry.
It is the BK9 from the Brooklyn headphones company

Thank you woot!!! I’m very disappointed

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TT, this is the coolest app I have found! I was truly missing out over the past years ever since backcountry 86’d my whiskeymilitia

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Woohoo!!!

Unfettered disappointment abounds in this BOC!

  • screaming woot monkey
  • Blue woot bag
  • Not one but two waterproof cell phone cases complete with DVD and user guide (because putting your phone in a plastic bag to keep it dry is more complex than rocket science)
  • plastic fossils with fossil guide (My kids will love leaving these on the floor where I will invariably step on them with bare feet. Curse you BOC!)
  • obligatory projector torch, which my kids will fight over until all the discs are lost
  • Youth large three-quarter sleeve baseball T (too big for my kids, maybe it will fit my wife?)
  • purple and hot pink ladies swimsuit, or perhaps something from the leotard/unitard family
  • Blue jogging belt thing
  • screen protector for iPhone 6 Plus (somehow it is luxury bling crystal?)
  • jazz in the charts cd number 16 of 100 (Who can forget such hits as Benny Goodman and his Orchestra’s “Ol’ Pappy”?)
  • make up brushes and make up removing cloth (two separate items, somebody really put some thought into this one)
  • nail file
  • cider glasses (I guess these are cool? Thunder Thighs, please confirm)
  • tiny lampshade from Royal designs who’s slogan is “a Regal design for the discriminating eye” … which can be used as a punch line to any number of jokes
  • finally the big ticket item…open box Powerbeats 2 wired headphones. (Am I stuck in 2015? No just rocking out with my dongle out to hook these “classic style” headphones to my modern day iPhone)

Pictured but not shipped, Morrison the lazy dog. Clearly he cannot hide his disappointment.

This was my first BOC, and I could not be more disappointed.

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I love crap :poop:

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I hope that We Beat the Street book is basically just pictures of those guys punching a street. That would be quite entertaining.

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Definitely disappointed with this one. Though there was way more than 10 bucks
of fairly useless crap. And I really don’t get the weird sports themed stuff.

Two 28oz Blender Bottle Classics
3-piece Buccaneers themed storage containers
Ever After High Dragon Games Apple White character child’s costume (small)
Dragon Valley game
A 2-pocket portfolio with fastener
The Pop Cam
Carolina Panthers-branded work gloves
A squishy ball in a fishnet so it does gross things
Archie McPhee ear guards
A cloth Woot! bag that apparently use to be filled with stinky socks
Some nifty Woot! sticky note/flags that will probably get me fired
FJM Security Cam Lock

As soon as I emptied the box, I sat it down and used it to trap Leonardo Da Kitty.

Oh, and unless I counted wrong, this is bag #21 for me. I never learn.

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5 pound box of nails!!!
Woot shopping bag
Makeup brushes
Woot Monkey
Music Puzzle
2 cell phone cases
Large Indiana Hoosier shirt
Women’s NFL Fantasy League Commissioner wind breaker
Face Shield for a helmet
Mouth guard
Pop Socket
Two packs of silicone rings
Woot Post its
Coffee Pot Descaling tabs
Caution Drop Zone tape
Oh The Places You Will Go

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woot bag
woot sticky notes
kids witch costume
3 or 4 packs of kids hangers
voice changer
pop cam (film camera that creates pop art style pictures)
diamond blade
adult coloring book
emoji napkins
ear guards
fantastic beasts book
shopkins
folding ninja grappling hook

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How can ANYONE be disappointed with a BOC of such majesty?

Clearly, the top item in the box is a first edition of “The Band 4: The Air We Breathe” by Margarite Nardong Gruen. Of the 16 reviews the book has received on Amazon, one critic gave it four stars while the other 15 all graced it with five stars. Said one: “This book is rebelliously not for the cynical or the realistic minds. It is a fluffy version of what you really wish love to be and to find someone that loves you back in return.” Like the works of Plato and Kafka, I’m certain this book will receive the recognition it deserves at a nebulous point in the future.

Another item of astounding value is the enhanced CD of “Dueto Voces del Rancho con La Banda Azul” containing four videos and 15 songs. I believe it will be appropriate music to have on while reading “The Band 4: The Air We Breathe.”
Other joyous items in the box included:
-Woot! dirty sock bag
-Woot! post-it notes
-Dallas Cowboys v-neck ugly Christmas sweater
-XXL pink skeleton dog costume
-LG dog Christmas costume
-Half-mask demi-mask in red
-Neon crayons
-Orthotic knee-brace with stickers indicating “new” and “large”
-18 blue paper plates with the phrase “Tiny Bundle”. (I think I’ll use them for the next family dinner.)
-Galaxy SIII mini screen protectors
-One 12-inch chartreuse paper lantern marked “Sold as Set” of two.
-A set of Wahl “Temp Plates”, the “world’s smallest temperature recorder.” Apparently the dots on these stickers turn color when a particular temperature is reached. I do not know if it’s Mark or Donny’s temperature they monitor, but they are indeed tiny.
-The ubiquitous Projector Torch, with two discs containing images of constellations and the solar system.
-Two cider glasses

Clearly, Stella was the only one disappointed by the box. She had heard rumors of the screaming monkey, and was intrigued by the possibilities of joy it might bring. She will obviously need to remain hopeful that I can score another BOC at some point in the future. Perhaps before “The Band 4: The Air We Breathe” is recognized as literary greatness.

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Kids were so excited when we opened this, it was worth the $10 just for the family entertainment value.

My son claims he will wear the Uncle Sam hat to school for his next US History exam!

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A hefty, heavy haul!

1x Book (Almost as bad as the last novel sent)
1x Outlet Cover (Ocean Scene)
1x Coveted Woot Post-its
1x M&M Tote
1x Dog Costume (Pink Skeleton)
1x Waterproof Phone Case w/Tether
1x Knee Brace
1x Planetary Projector Flashlight (NOT TORCH)
1x Purple Sparkle Phone Case
1x Spanish Music CD (Not so bad)
18x Paper Plates (Baby Boy)
1x Pilot Light Assembly
1x Hutch Cover (Hutch Sold Separately)
1x NFL Fantasy Commissioner Jacket (S)
1x RC Royals LS Shirt
1x Philadelphia Eagles Scarf
2x Kevlar Driving Gloves
1x Set Neon Crayons
0x folding ninja grappling hook :frowning:

The random was strong with this bag!

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1 woot paper bag
1 woot postits (nice)
1 book how to catch an elf
1 book robert fulton
1 womens 3x arizona cardinals sweater
1 xl womens baltimore ravens shirt
1 l womens green bay packers shirt
1 l womens asics training tee
1 l tennessee shirt
1 womens frilly apron
1 doll clothes
1 boys 49ers beanie (finally something I’ll wear)
1 captains hat (also mine)
1 xbo360 controller
1 kindle 7th gen case
1 neon crayons
1 sandisk micro sd ( for my drone!)
1 pop cam
1 iphone 5c case
1 gionee screen protector
2 pueen wash brushes
2 tick tweezers
1 pro tweezers
1 patriots ornament
1 stained ikea basket
No letter, or disappointment sticker.
Thanks again for the shenanigans!

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This is a picture I posted from my July, 2018 BOC. It shows GG alongside a solar powered CAT (and pest) repeller contained within said BOC. GG was not amused.

So why post it again? Because my March BOC has another of the same!!! Is this some kind of sick joke? And worst of all…GG is pissed!!!

I will post the rest later

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They are cool. Absolutely cool. Too cool for BOC. We’ll have a meeting in a few weeks to talk about recalling those from your BOC. Also, HI MORRISON!


Yay for disappointed. But ear guards!!!


WINNER!


I want to hear about the reactions to that.


Awwwwwwwwwww, sorry GG.

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My huge haul of MAJOR DISAPPOINTMENT (I know how very pleased you are, TT):

Vicks Comfort Flex Thermometer
Crestware Stainless Steel 15” Turner
6 Packs of 3 Honey Can Do Kid’s Tubular Hangers w/Clips
Scalp Massager
Woot Canvas Bag
Woot Monkey with Bacon & Eggs Cape
InterDesign Swivel Arm Chrome Paper Towel Holder
Pacon Dry Erase Sentence Strips
Abcotech Waterproof Bluetooth Shower Speaker- Hands Free Speaker Phone
OREI F1 Flashlight
A Halloween Scare in Massachusetts HC Book
“I Will Not Fall Asleep During The Meeting. This Time” HC Spiral Ruled Notebook
Woot Post-It Tabs
NFL Colts iPhone 6 Case
NFL Bills Utility Gloves
NFL Colts Wintry Worded Knit Peruvian Hat
NFL Panthers Knit Gloves
NFL Bears Knit Hat
NFL Cardinals Shirt Size Large
NFL Broncos Long Sleeve Shirt Size Large
NFL Bengals Shirt Single Wing Formation Size Medium
NFL Vikings T Bridgewater 5 First Rounder Jersey Women’s Size Large

Still love the excitement and anticipation - hate the disappointment, but it was promised and TT, you

certainly did deliver that!

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1- 50" Sprinkled donut pool floaty (no pool, too big for bath tub)
1- Grill’n Stainless steel BBQ grill brush (no home BBQ)
1- Woot! shopping bag
1- Woot! Post-It note pad
1- 6.5" knife protector (holy sheath Batman!)
1- Samsung Note 4 screen protector (no Note 4)
1- How to Catch an Elf book (no kids)
1- Ear Guards (are these a real thing or novelty?)

1- Wall-mount garden hose guide roller (not needed but I may find a use for it)
1- Captain’s cap (goes with the one I got last year)
1- Chrome counter top paper towel holder (not needed but I’ll find a place)
1- Projector Torch (cool…for about 30 seconds)
1- Solar powered cat and pest repeller (goes with the one I got last year)
1- Galaxy large men’s hoodie ($98 tag, very nice but a tad too small)
1- String of textured plastic pearls (GG claimed these quickly)

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[quote=“ThunderThighs, post:178, topic:402363, full:true”]

They are cool. Absolutely cool. Too cool for BOC. We’ll have a meeting in a few weeks to talk about recalling those from your BOC. Also, HI MORRISON!

Oh crap! Ok, just send me the disappointing recall instructions. Morrison wanted to say hi, but he was too lazy. At best, he gave a disinterested sigh followed by a yawn. You should feel honored - not everyone gets such an enthusiastic reaction.

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FIRST EVER Bag of Crap!

I was supposed to wait til the next day to open it when my daughter was here but I couldn’t stand it, I had to open it right away.

Here’s the list:

  • Monkey (gave this to Sis, she loved it!)
  • Chicago Bears Hat
  • Captain Avengers T-Shirt
  • White blouse with criss cross straps in back, grand-daughter likes this
  • Woot Bag
  • Green Bay T-shirt Women’s medium
  • Neon Crayons
  • 99 Bottles of beer…no, Hair Ties
  • Charger for phone
  • Waterproof bluetooth speaker that works!
  • Phone case
  • Screen Cleaning Cloth
  • 4 Pop Sockets
  • Wi-fi Plug
  • Sticky Note Pad Holder
  • Mini Tablet Case
  • Woot Postits funny!
  • Broken Thermostat, even tried fixing it, no joy
  • Empty Rocket Book envelope…who got my Rocketbook???
  • and a Double sized Air Mattress

So many things we can use, Woot, no disappointment here!
Thanks!

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