total woots: 1 lol
It’s a dirty accounting trick. They sell a measly single phone, but they book the “Woot Wage” as 22,717.71 an hour. This keeps the investors more than happy and buying more stock. This one single woot means that the company can claim revenues of almost 200 million dollars a year.
You probably think I’m joking, but the woot! board of directors is made up of the old Enron board, and the old E sign is stashed away in the basement of woot! HQ.