They call me Ishmael…
Just when I thought I had gotten The Decemberists’ tunes out of my head.
Scrimshaw on a shirt. Scrolling background detail gives it the perfect depth + atmosphere.
Wear this shirt: swimming with dolphins on a cruise ship
Don’t wear this shirt: whale watching in a rowboat
This shirt tells the world: “I appreciate quality literature and quality artwork. Or I’m a hungry, hungry whale.”
We call this color: “After Moby Di****ck eats you, you’ll eventually be asphalted out of his digestive system.”
What do you mean “this is not a Free Willy shirt”?
Thank you editors. From the moment I saw this shirt in the derby I knew I had to have it. The extraordinary use of four simple colors leaves me breathless. This seemingly cheerful design is terrifyingly sublime.
Caaaalllleeed it! 2 out of 3 so far.
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gloats
I’d like to see a certain Frenchie’s giant robot tomorrow though pretty plz. 
From hell’s heart I dawwww at thee…
Look out Abe Lincoln! That giant happy white whale is gonna squish you!
(Don’t worry, I know that’s Ahab not Abe. But they do kinda look alike, from a distance.)
Excellent write up; they even got Ira’s bizarre speech pattern down.
Wear this shirt: to your American Lit class. Surely you’ll get extra credit, right? Right?
Anyway, love the design & the simple colors - and the name of this shirt, which makes me laugh. XD
Take a second look at that beard - it’s neither Abe NOR Ahab, it’s either Rasputin or Ivan Sakharine!
I love your t-shirts, there are so many cool designs but … they are all crew neck ! Crew neck t-shirts are for guys !
For most women that is not a very flattering style. V-neck and scoop-neck is the way to go ! I hope you guys will consider offering your t-shirts in different models and I’d be very happy to wear them !
Excellent craftsmanship on the artwork. Just look at that texture!
Man, what a great version. And Sparkle Pony is his mother’s voice on that track? Mind blown.
Congrats to Patrick on the stylin’ shirt!
A shirt that brings back memories of the movie JAWS, “I think your going to need a bigger boat.” Nice design!
“Moby this wasn’t the best idea…”
Tried my best to resist buying ANOTHER shirt, but my willpower was too weak.