Men's Underwear: Fly or No Fly?

Requested a refund on these for the lack of a fly. I didn’t even know that it was a deal breaker until I received them. I didn’t even have to try them on to know it.
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Here’s a few. You can keep them now… :wink:

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Thank you for explaining it to me. I really wondered why the fly was needed.

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In a girl’s mind, it would seem like you’d have to take extra time to fit a long noodle through a fabric puzzle to pee instead of just pulling down your boxers, aim, shoot, fire.
But, what do I know.

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“Nobody” might be an exaggeration.

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I have been duly enlightened. And I’ve never heard a guy refer to his, uh, Junior, as “feller”. I’m from North Carolina, so reading this was especially funny to me because guys here will call anything from dogs to tractors “fellers”.

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I thought “fellers” were guys. Lol

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Which is the difference between simply walking through the door versus hurdling the wall beside it, right?

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Well, your feller can’t do either by itself, right?

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To avoid descriptive imagery, please consider the length of line in pre-COVID theaters at intermission, in front of rest rooms…

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This is timely. A few weeks ago, I ordered a package of what appeared to be the same Hanes briefs I’ve worn for decades from Macy’s. When they arrived, as always, I put them in with my laundry. After washing them, I discovered they had no fly. With them no longer eligible for return, I should have simply flushed my money down the toilet and saved the time it took me to order them.

There should be a law stating packages of men’s underwear without a fly have “NO FLY” in 200pt font on the label. If I’m wearing pants, going over the top involves far too much “wiener wrestling.”

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But if you sit down for business, it makes no difference.

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I find that sticking a Shell No-Pest Strip ™ down my pants solves the problem.

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