I dunno, I would expect some judgement based on how much they knew I paid for them…
Oh, I judge. I judge!
I think that knife got forked
Justice IS Blind or Judge Judy looks sleepy.
I’m thinking… buy a set of flatware that costs twice as much as the tankless water heater that heats the water I’ll use to wash them.
Yup.
Spooning leads to forking…
It’s like Kardashians, “it” has weird shapes and it’s expensive just because…
Not a beer belly on Dad
@Mopsbauer and @Wooter233173000 - Female tells male, “Heah, honey, hold on to mah eggs.” Goes shopping.
Seriously, she extrudes the eggs into the male for safe keeping. While waiting, he thinks it is a good idea to fertilize about 2000 of them at a time. He’s male afterall.
After an elaborate courtship “dance,” females deposit their eggs into a male’s brood pouch
I see we have another set in the running:
Wallace Grande 46-Piece Flatware Set - $5,277.66 - Free shipping for Prime members Wallace Grande 46-Piece Flatware Set
[BAROQUE SASSINESS]
(Wallace Grande 46-Piece Flatware Set - $5,277.66 - Free shipping for Prime members Wallace Grande 46-Piece Flatware Set)
Grateful for the free shipping for Prime users😁
Sterling silver though. Perhaps it should be listed as Silverware.
Most women in bars conclude they should try harder to date within their species.
Only if they throw in the indentured servants for 90 days.
Ha!
I think all polls should be taken in bars.
For those who love outside our species:
The Woman Engaged to a Chandelier As an objectophile, Amanda Liberty feels attraction to objects, not people. Previously in a relationship with the Statue of Liberty, she’s since moved on to a 100-year-old female light fixture named Lumière.
All kidding aside…come see the violence inherent in the system
I would buy it, but…
should be polmeasureshed once or twice a year
My polmeasuresher has been broken for years, and I just can’t seem to find anyone who services them, anymore.
Chandelier? Swinger? Flits away? A break-up was inevitable.