Mepra Ergonomica 126 Pcs Cutlery Set

I dunno, I would expect some judgement based on how much they knew I paid for them…

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But some inlaws might!

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Oh, I judge. I judge!

Judge Judy Whatever GIF

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I think that knife got forked :smirk:

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Justice IS Blind or Judge Judy looks sleepy.

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I’m thinking… buy a set of flatware that costs twice as much as the tankless water heater that heats the water I’ll use to wash them.

Yup.

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Spooning leads to forking…

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For variety of experience, would you guys like to be a male sea horse in your next life?

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It’s like Kardashians, “it” has weird shapes and it’s expensive just because…
Kim Kardashian Drama GIF by E!

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Not a beer belly on Dad

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@Mopsbauer and @Wooter233173000 - Female tells male, “Heah, honey, hold on to mah eggs.” Goes shopping.

Seriously, she extrudes the eggs into the male for safe keeping. While waiting, he thinks it is a good idea to fertilize about 2000 of them at a time. He’s male afterall.

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After an elaborate courtship “dance,” females deposit their eggs into a male’s brood pouch

sexy always sunny GIF by It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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I see we have another set in the running:
Wallace Grande 46-Piece Flatware Set - $5,277.66 - Free shipping for Prime members https://home.woot.com/offers/wallace-grande-46-piece-flatware-set?utm_medium=share&utm_source=app
[BAROQUE SASSINESS]
(Wallace Grande 46-Piece Flatware Set - $5,277.66 - Free shipping for Prime members Wallace Grande 46-Piece Flatware Set)

Grateful for the free shipping for Prime users😁

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Sterling silver though. Perhaps it should be listed as Silverware.

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Most women in bars conclude they should try harder to date within their species.

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Only if they throw in the indentured servants for 90 days.

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Ha! :grin:
I think all polls should be taken in bars.

For those who love outside our species:
The Woman Engaged to a Chandelier As an objectophile, Amanda Liberty feels attraction to objects, not people. Previously in a relationship with the Statue of Liberty, she’s since moved on to a 100-year-old female light fixture named Lumière.

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:grin: :grin: :grin:
pun if it aint broke GIF by Justin

All kidding aside…come see the violence inherent in the system

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I would buy it, but…

should be polmeasureshed once or twice a year

My polmeasuresher has been broken for years, and I just can’t seem to find anyone who services them, anymore. :woman_shrugging:t2:

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Chandelier? Swinger? Flits away? A break-up was inevitable.

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