I won’t report you.
Well, crossed flippers actually:
You could come over and help me decorate my tree that I can’t decorate until the replacement lights come tomorrow.
Thanks, but I don’t associate with tree decorating.
I know but this isn’t any tree, it’s a Wootmas tree. It encompasses and ignores all winter holidays.
Speaking of the cream, have you tried any of the 3 routers?
Even, and especially, your unbirthday?
Nope. I’m trying to get ready for Christmas. I’m failing, of course, but still, the effort is there.
Have you nailed down when that is?
There are 364 (sometimes 365) days when it is.
Isn’t that an easy holiday to get ready for?
Seems less stressful then Thanksgiving.
(Cue the angry mob.)
Every day but March 9th, supposedly.
I can’t find the screenshot which you once sent to me. Found it.)
That is my actual birthday.
Your unbirthday is every day but then.
Found the other screenshot.
(The first one I found was from a browser, while the other one was from your phone.)
Still have yet to decapitate a bagel myself…
Great. In CT, now I have to stay up to midnight for this.