@Hotfun2468 bought this and I don’t want to know what kinda hot fun they’re gonna have with it.
Oh c’mon, it’s for your ankles!
I mean your jaw bone
Yea, your jawbone, that’s it.
A friend of mine told me the infrared ray doesn’t work.
The features call this “The Prospera Mini Penguin Massager.” @Froodyfrog, you should buy this.
You’re still mad about the snake thing. I can tell.
It’s a penguin. Add it to your collection.
Oh sure, a friend.
What? You don’t believe I have friends?
I don’t believe that you don’t own 2 of these.
No, just the one.
I can’t believe you used it so much you burnt the light out.
I never knew it was infrared. Maybe I should be reading the instructions.
Yeah, you could hurt yourself.
“Best gift for parents.”
What if my parents don’t travel or work in an office?
I triple dog dare you to buy it for your mom. Put your brother’s name on the “from” part.
Perfect for secret Santa!
Buy a dozen and give it to various co-workers… Be sure to make it look like it is from OTHER co-workers… Be sure to leave one for yourself, or else it will be obvious that it was you!