That food is gunna smell 
Sup
What’s the deal with spamming today
40 minutes until post mongering! It is 620am. The cat is fed and feeling joyful and naughty. I am going to “rest my eyes” for 30 mins. Then I too shall be feeling joyful and naughty!
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Im wondering too.
Here is how it went last time
https://forums.woot.com/t/post-mongering-6-22-22-part-1
read the beginning and it will explain.
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Is there a link to the mongering somewhere obvious?
I’ve only had two sips of coffee.
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No link to Post Mongering, so the spamming starts here: Spam, spam, spam , spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spaaaaaaaaam, wonderful spaaaaaaaaam!
Would you lot knock it off?
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A link was posted in the post directly before yours.
Well, the short version is:
Because the notifications had to go out from Woot Headquarters, through tiny little wires to a big thing that shoots the notification through the air using technology nobody understands, then that goes up into the clouds, sometimes bumping into a duck that wonders what happened, then your notification wave gets confused and heads towards Fiji which is the wrong direction, but luckily it hits a Jet that was flying by, so it just hangs on to the jet until it gets over your cellphone where it lets go and drops it’s message right to you.
This causes delays to the official woot notification system.
I hope this explanation helped.
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writing the press release now
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Thank you. You’re a good kitty cat.
It makes sense
No happy hour but I’m sure there was plenty of drinking already
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Yo
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@davejlives will post mongering stay open an hour longer since it was shut down due to the WTF fiasco?
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