Monkey Time

I still have my Glow-in-the-Dark Mortimer… My ultimate favorite! Since I was a kid, I’ve always had an obsession with anything that glows. In fact, it’s such an extreme obsession that my own bicycle is lit up like Times Square! It has Monkey Lights in the spokes creating colorful light patterns and animations, high intensity head and tail lights, electroluminescent wiring wrapping the frame in two colors, and even glow-in-the-dark handlebar tape! Heck, I even have a stethescope that glows in the dark (an expensive one, too… from the days when I was in medical school, before a serious accident that resulted in 9 spine fractures, among many other life-threatening injuries, forced me to withdraw… hopefully temporarily).

To top it off, I once played a prank om my dad… I put glow-in-the-dark cream into his hair gel, just before he was getting ready for a company party… was HILARIOUS to see his head glowing when the lights were dimmed!

I’ll only get another monkey if it’s another glow-in-the-dark one!