It sounds like someone was horsing around when they came up with the names
Oh no! Now we know that the person that originally named them was a closet horse fanatic!
Who keeps horses in closets?!?
Do they keep the whole horses? Or just the skeletons?
What kind of horses have hands to read a book?
My ex-fiance Zebra-Horse
The first item ever offered for sale on Woot:
Horse, monkey, Monty Mortimer… this has the makings of a great conspiracy theory.
“Jiggled officer expensive”? Must be a #WootAfterDark item.