Defenestration is a favorite activity of mine.
I like you. You yap even more than I do. I hope you have a great weekend!
It helps if you only read three out of every 10 words and do it fast.
You could do what you want with yourself, as long as it’s in private.
What about me?
I don’t know how private it could be if I’m throwing someone or something out a window. People might see.
I don’t want to toss you out a window, Pepper.
I don’t know if that would make it less confusing but it certainly couldn’t make it more confusing.
pepper114: Froodyfrog:You could do what you want with yourself, as long as it’s in private.
What about me?
I don’t want to toss you out a window, Pepper.
But…
Well. I was looking for a dukes of hazzard gif where they get in and out through the car window. As a child this was the way I used to enter and exit vehicles.
But now I need to borrow a truck.
O. M. G.
Ain’t nobody got time to read all that
Cool, and then bring it over here.
True, but not everyone can respond with just WOOT SUCKS! That’s reserved to just a few special people.
I IZ special
I IZ special
You won’t get an argument from me about that.
But did you read the Wootson Cannon?
[This was originally posted during @ThunderThighs last Happy Hour and bombed…big time. Who’da thought that posting a multiple paragraph mini mystery (with several follow up clues) during a frenzied 750+ post per hour topic would not immediately become an internet sensation? As such, to truly give this the proper opportunity to bomb on its own merits, I’ve modified slightly and will re-post here.] The following is a brief narrative setting out a Woot (non-Prime) Exclusive crime. A series of 3 C…
My sleuthing has enabled me to deduce that Patient Zero of the Blackish Season One (BS-1) outbreak was @kcphil who contacted this plague in a Birthday B0C on July 11, 2019. Since that time, BS-1 has proven to be an indiscriminate scourge, ravaging Crappers from first timers, to the longest standing members of the community, alike. Unfortunately, it now appears that the virus has mutated into a superbug. [image] At this point, it is my medical opinion (remember, in addition to being the c…
It was in the fall of the year 2019 that all of the Woot Forums were interested, and the bargain conscious world dismayed, by the escalating tensions in the Sino-American Trade War which threatened to wipe out the very notion of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. The public is now aware that Black Friday and Cyber Monday of 2019 were an unqualified and rousing success for retailers and consumers alike, no doubt due to a detente in the trade war. As a result, no further ink was spilt on just how peri…
Case of the Missing Monkeys (the Original @mydearWootson mystery)
Evil bucket was voted mascot on Facebook. Also played a starring role in first rate mystery found here:
The case of the Missing Monkeys:
New monkey on Monkey jump? Not Mort or Monte and I can’t check if I won anything. A strange game is afoot! [image]
At 1:00 AM EST Mortimer and/or Monte failed to appear for their regularly scheduled monkey jump appearance. In their place was an unremarkable looking primate. Adding to the intrigue is the inability to check the results of the monkey jump game. Holmes has dispatched some of his Baker Street irregulars while he employs his usual method of smoking strong shag while mentioning something about this being a three pipe problem. Scotland Yard has been notified and I will report any further developme…
When question regarding the whereabouts of Mort and Monte, their employer evaded the line of inquire and instead reported that the “digital crap was broken.” Mystery continues to surround The beloved mascots and it does not appear as though answers will be forthcoming.
Update on the case of the missing Monkeys: While perusing the selection of fine gentleman’s clothing on Woot, SH appeared as a Will Guy avatar (he was deep undercover and I did not recognize him until he revealed himself to me). Apparently Holmes believes that sinister characters have infiltrated Woot and are holding Mortimer and Monte hostage. It’s kind of a Wreck it Ralph situation, I’m told, where characters are crossing platforms. The current working theory is that a hostile foreign natio…
Update on the missing Monkeys II: Finally, a breakthrough. Inspector Lestrede and the boys at Scotland Yard are utterly out of their depths so Sherlock called in a favor to Mycroft. With his vast MI5 connections, Mycroft was able to hack into the dark web where Mort and Monte are being held. He was able to trace the IP address to a NOC in the disputed Dokdo/Takeshima Islands in the Sea of Japan. These uninhabited islands, claimed by both Korea and Japan, and commonly called the Liancourt Ro…
Conclusion of the Case of the Missing Monkeys part 1 of 2 I awoke to the sound of a strange scream. I sprung into action, grabbing my trusty service revolver from the pocket of my dressing gown and flew to the sitting room, leveling my weapon on a pair of brown creatures squatting on the table. “John Stop!” yelled Mrs. Hudson. I paused and took in my surroundings. Holmes was seated in his customary arm chair, Mrs. Hudson stood with a now empty tray next to the table, and two small monkeys c…
Conclusion of the Case of the Missing Monkeys part 2 of 2 [the final conclusion] After all of Ms. Hudson’s banana nut muffins had been devoured, and Monte and Mort stretched out on the sofa for a nap, Holmes proceeded to untangle the twisted web which had been spun. “You may recall Wootson,” Homes began, "that this international fiasco began when the monkeys Woot failed to appear on the monkey jump game. While they are notoriously unreliable, Mort and Monte have never missed the the opportuni…
It was in the fall of the year 2019 that all of the Woot Forums were interested, and the bargain conscious world dismayed, by the escalating tensions in the Sino-American Trade War which threatened to wipe out the very notion of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. The public is now aware that Black Friday and Cyber Monday of 2019 were an unqualified and rousing success for retailers and consumers alike, no doubt due to a detente in the trade war. As a result, no further ink was spilt on just how peri…
That’s an Oklahoma girl…doin’ us proud.