I love Woot, don’t get me wrong. I mean, I love it like a brother. Not like… You know.
But this whole midnight thing is just not working out. Late at night, I’m having a great time and buying is on my mind, it’s only in the harsh light of day that those shiny new purchases start to loose their glow.
Here’s what happened: I saw a sweet ass skull shirt, so I bought it. But as the weeks passed and my shirt finally reached my doorstep, something was different than it had been with my other Woot buys.
From the second I took my shirt out of the packaging, I knew. This shirt was a flaming homosexual.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that! I mean, I respect all kinds. And anyway, I’m pretty sure the new guy in my office is one and we get along just fine (I could be wrong, though- I try to avoid eye contact because I don’t want to lead him on). So, homosexual shirts are fine by me, because I’m an open-minded guy. I just don’t want them near me, or rubbing up on my other shirts (some of my other shirts are kind of phallic, so I doubt it could control itself).
So Woot, I don’t know if there was some kind of mixup at the factory or what, like maybe my gay shirt is actually a girl shirt and just got tagged wrong. Or maybe something happened during all those weeks SmartPost had it (I’m not pointing fingers, but it was in California for a while and you know how those people are).
But basically, I just think Woot needs to be held accountable. If you’re going to sell homosexual shirts, make it clear in the item description or something! A lot of us are buying shirts late at night, and in dim lighting it is really hard to tell. I can’t even put this gay shirt in my shirt drawer, man- it’s just in the bag right now while I figure out what to do.
Please Woot, consider putting items for sale at noon instead of midnight. It will prevent other dudes like me from accidentally buying gay shirts.