I got my dog today. The box was opened it arrived.
The dog may be gone. But you still have the box. Leave it open on the porch…you’ll soon have a cat.
See? I just got a @Narfcake.
I iz not a cat.
I have warned folks that if they order a lot of catshirts, just hope they didn’t mistake it as cat, shirts.
But a cat has rubbed off on you.
Wait…that doesn’t sound right