Mystical Fire Flame Colorant, 25-Count

This stuff is super not fun to breath. Sure it looks neat, and makes you feel like a little fire wizard. But the smoke stinks, it lasts way too long and you just want it to go away. Also, don’t roast a marshmallow or a hot dog over the mystical flames of stench unless you want to ingest whatever carcinogens it releases.

Sure is pretty though.