Native Eyewear Throttle Sunglasses

I’d like to throttle the person that designed these.

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Are these unisex?

I didn’t know sunglasses had a gender.

no changing your profile pic once we get used to one thing

and yes, they most certainly do

didn’t you ever learn Spanish?

It’s my pirate get-up.

And nope, I’m probably the only Texan that didn’t study Spanish.