Then just replace the whole PC with a similar one and really mess things up… “Why is my whole computer in Chinese!”
Fill up various desk drawers with different varieties of cereal, lots and lots of cereal
Ah. very good.
Replace the wheels on his desk chair with furniture slider/movers.
Fill the desk drawers with helium filled balloons. When he opens them it will be like a party.
Make molds from and oil based clay of all of his office supplies, then cast them in creative substances and swap.
Also, print a bunch of copies out of this photo, hand them out with a sharpie to all employees, collect the results, and leave them all over his office.
And hang them in the elevators, especially in the buildings where the teams he used to work with reside.
Only bagged, though. Open invitation to other critters is a bad thing.
Yeah…that wont work. He actually has a cereal bar. I don’t mean one of those bars you unwrap to eat - which tastes like cardboard pulp with rasins. I mean a shelf full of cereals.
Every file in his desk need to be swapped with a map or riddle of where the ACTUAL files is hidden.
That’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
Place one of those window/door alarms in the desk drawers so that when he opens them they go off.
Like this…
Make it a designated hook-up space. Have a sign-up sheet for couples who want to schedule some time to utilize the office. Maybe put some pillows and other things to make it comfortable and inviting.
Swap the bags of cereal
Thoughts from the raccoon… “Trees and getting much bigger these days.” “Or maybe I shrunk”
Yes…and add random “prizes” mixed in with the cereal.
Turn it into a conference room. Y’all need more conference rooms.
Put something that beeps every 15 minutes somewhere hard to find. See how long it takes him to locate it.
Just get one of these: