Staying up late 'cause of the Woot-off,
Cancelled a date 'cause of the Woot-off
Not gonna sleep until the Woot-off is done…
You figure you can squander your pay
Can’t let the BOC get away
But all you see is Bluetooth headsets
and pictures of amusing house pets
It’s giving me a Roomba complex
the techno-geeks, the nerds, and rednecks
Observing all the depths to which some
with lots of time and money have come!
Got a halfway useful item coming
So everybody best get slumming
These are the fools of the Woot-off
They’re posting pics that are a tad off
And getting banned for posting someone’s bare bum
Now there’s a useful accessory
for cellphones from two thousand and three
A set of cheap-ass cutlery and
some bandages to wrap up your hand!
Meanwhile a flamewar’s on in the blog
because some n00b is praising this dog
They’re ticking down the time coast-to-coast
Until the server gives up the ghost
Well you can always try hard to deny it
But deep down you just want to buy it!
These are the fools of the Woot-off
They’re up all night 'cause of the Woot-off
Staying up late just for the Woot-off is dumb.