We all know that the woot! gods have mysterious lives. Some people know tidbits about these mysterious beings; that Jason Toon has a sister that participated in American Idol, that Joel the Rejectorator is also Joel the Handsome Actor. But what else? Who is the elusive face behind the emotionless WootBot? And what of the others? Little is known about matthew, or lukeduff, or the many other woot! staff members.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to dig through the vast multitudes of information available on the Internet to provide either true or fantastical information about our dear woot! gods.
Joel once participated in a wine.woot promotional video.
Gatzby’s claim to fame was playing the ever-romantic Guybrush Threepwood in The Curse of Monkey Island 3.