New staff member?

They just wanted to make sure you were paying attention.

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It’s not like I’ll be watching the Woot Off next week.

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Of course not.

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Exactly.

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Sorry. Not even a Woot DIY switch.

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So now that we’re all Woot staff let’s get back to work and do what we always do at work.

Cat videos!

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How about a HAT hat?

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Why are we watching videos of Narf and his relatives?

/r/narfcakeisacat.
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NOT FAIR.

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Because he’s cute and it’s the weekend?

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The cat in the video, or Narfcat @Narfcake?

(His “joke”, NOT mine.)

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Facepalm-cat1

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You know the reason you don’t have a cat is because you are one.

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He’s a pack of cats, actually.

(Or is it a herd?)

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She’s right. This is logic.

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Please explain the different to him regarding cats, bobcats, and office chairs.

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Hello yes I would like to file a complaint to the manager who is also me because i now work at woot dot komono and like im using siri to write this message right now and no stop go back i don’t want to open madagascar what the hell why are you typing this stop it oh my god siri you idiot no stop leave ignore dismiss how do you stop this where is my hammer

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You are my favorite person today.

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Meow.

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Cats = good
Bobcat Goldthwait = funny
Office chair = the devil

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