New uses for old things

Item: Condoms
Use: Chewing gum
Notes: Don’t tell colleagues. Trust me on this one.

Item: bazooka joe bubblegum
Use: ammo for sling shot
Notes: the packaging may claim its bubblegum, but trust me, do not put it in your mouth.

Item: Woot $1 webcam
Use: Microscope
Notes: remove casing and unscrew lens thinggy until your item is in focus.

item: old laptop
use: door stop
notes: just shove it

Item: Crotchety old Photoshop contestant.
Use: Crotchety old Photoshop contest judge.