Item: Condoms
Use: Chewing gum
Notes: Don’t tell colleagues. Trust me on this one.
Item: bazooka joe bubblegum
Use: ammo for sling shot
Notes: the packaging may claim its bubblegum, but trust me, do not put it in your mouth.
Item: Woot $1 webcam
Use: Microscope
Notes: remove casing and unscrew lens thinggy until your item is in focus.
item: old laptop
use: door stop
notes: just shove it
Item: Crotchety old Photoshop contestant.
Use: Crotchety old Photoshop contest judge.