Umm a size would be nice I’m a big guy and one size fits all doesn’t cut it
2 for $25 bucks can’t go wrong
They never said it would fit well ; )
I guess that’s why you get two.

That reminds me.
I want to personally thank you for the delicious oranges I just bought 5 for $1. I somehow think you’re responsible for the deliciousness since they came from your state.
From Oklahoma? Oranges? Must be all the bull…um…fertilizer.
I thought you had a posh condo in Florida.
Not yet, but I have a sister there. I may someday move down there but my daughter and brother are up here in Tulsa. My Grammie lived there too, in a retirement trailer park. All the old people rode those big tricycles. I want a big tricycle for my birthday now. Maybe one with a motor and a Harley Davidson badge.
She sends me Florida oranges every Christmas and I send her a Texas fruit cake.
Ahhhhhh gotcha.
I thought retiring to a trailer park in Florida was mandatory. I might go to the hills of West Virginia and yell at kids to get off my lawn.
Also, there was a janitor when I was in middle school. We called him afroboy and he wore all kinds of Harley stuff but rode a Honda. Now he sells… nevermind what he does now. I still call him afroboy.
