well thank god the Creami Machine has proprietary Creamify Technology with the patented Ninja Creamerizerā¢ļø System.
Iāll be honest, these goofy marketing gimmicks do kinda work on me. Sold 
Youāll like creaming with this. I donāt think Iāve enjoyed creaming so much for so long.
I enjoy creaming every day and Iām not a young man.
Actally, I was about 16 years old the last time I creamed so much, every day, and sometimes multiple times a day.
OMG 
Iām shocked! Whatās wrong with you?
Sry mod my fault, I started it by talking about how much Iām gonna cream with my new Ninja Creaming creamtastical CreamMachine with patented creamy cream pieā¢ļø technology
I like how you even included ā¢ļøš
I saw there were comments and came out here to see if anyone had any helpful information or reviews. I quickly realized I was very, very mistaken. 
Yeah, itās this new leaderboard nonsense. Anyway thereās an actual fanclub thread dedicated to these with recipes and tips. Hereās the link.
Iām terribly sorry as I used to do same as you! My extended Ninja Creami hunt had nonstop false positive posts in dead end threadsš„“
No devices to buy, just soft serve images shared by āCreami Clubā members. 
Iāll keep in mind my weeks of frustration before posts in Creami threads.
I must do betterā¦
I got mine with this offer, and can say im extremely happy with my purchase <3 Iāve since made sorbet, and light ice cream and tried the mix-ins feature. all work perfectly