But what happens to the last post? It is awarded or simply forgot forever to die off alone?
And what about the last poster? Are they sent off to the wastelands to look for a new goal, a new purpose in life to strive for? Or are they crowned King or Queen of the Last Post and thrown up on shoulders and paraded around Wootopia? I picture a beautiful golden thrown atop millions of BOCs and surrounded by cape-wearing monkey minions. Oh Wootopia sounds like a magnificent place!
As the unofficial curator (unofficial title) of the last posts, I am requesting that once this last post thread is complete that we do not start a new one. There are multiple last post threads, some currently in circulation and others not. At last count I had found 10+. I think it might be prudent to parse that down to a few open threads at a time, maybe even 1, so that we can focus all of our last posting into one thread.
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Only 1 Last Post Thread
2 Last Post Threads
3 Last Post Threads
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That being said, when a new Last Post Thread is started, I’d like the first post to include the history of the Last Post Thread that would include the Author of the Last Post to be recognized. Or perhaps we need a “History of the Last Post Topic” to be it’s own thing. I don’t know. I’m way over thinking this.
Perhaps the last poster could go back and edit the actual last post to reflect which Last Post Thread to move over toward. This would narrow it down by one at least, rather than beginning ANOTHER new post. Just a thought.