(Certain to be censored) Ah, but Bert didn’t know about the extra, secret hole that Ernie plugged up in a surreptitious manner. If he didn’t, the duck would never have squawked, but since he did Ernie obtained physical pleasures that mere mortals only aspire to.
I still don’t think the duck belongs on the high-and-mighty, majestic seas.
Edit: in fact, the only reason that the duck was in the water was because Ernie had dropped it. Imagine his chagrin when a couple of Navy seamen and a couple of Army privates jumped over to rescue the beloved duck. Of course, gigantic fish immediately swallowed up the Army privates, but worse yet Ernie’s shaming secret was found out by the Navy as they brought the duck back on board. Ernie could never show his face in polite society again.
Moral: same as last night: the Army should leave the fish to the Navy.
excellent shirt, although I’m wondering if the duck is going to be slightly too small on the shirt. I could barely make out any details on the comp, but of course, the shirt is bigger than the comp. I might also be missing the fact that maybe the duck is supposed to be that small as some semblance of the scale of the waves and the journey it’s on. At this point I’m just rambling because I have nothing better to do at this point and I’m tired, but I really like this and will consider buying it if it’s still here when I wake up tomorrow, which is should be, as it’s an “art shirt”. But it has a rubber duck, so who knows.
Congratulations on the win - I absolutely love this design (not in the least because, when I was four and my family went camping in the high Sierras, I took along my favorite doll which just happened to be my rubber ducky … and I dropped him in the river to let him bob around, where upon he was swept away and I cried for hours - this shirt makes me think of the little dude bobbing around the seas, having grand adventures). In for two!