One is the Loneliest Number

Since I seem to spend a lot of time alone on Woot lately, I have decided to celebrate my isolation. This thread is dedicated to the magnificence of 1.

One

One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It’s the loneliest number since the number one

No is the saddest experience you’ll ever know
Yes, it’s the saddest experience you’ll ever know
`Cause one is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do
One is the loneliest number, worse than two

It’s just no good anymore since she went away
Now I spend my time just making rhymes of yesterday

One is the loneliest, number one is the loneliest
Number one is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do
One is the loneliest, one is the loneliest
One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do
It’s just no good anymore since she went away
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest
(Number) One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do

One Bad Apple
The Osmonds
(Jackson)

I can tell you’ve been hurt
by that look on your face, girl.
Some guy brought sad into your happy world.
You need love, but you’re afraid that if you give in,
someone else will come along
and sock it to ya again.

One bad apple don’t spoil the whole bunch, girl.
Oh, give it one more try before you give up on love.
One bad apple don’t spoil the whole bunch girl.
Oh, I don’t care what they say,
I don’t care what you heard.

I could make you happy, baby,
satisfy you, too.
But how can I if you won’t give me a chance
to prove my love to you?
Won’t you just give me one chance?
I’ll give you my guarantee that you won’t be hurt again.

One bad apple don’t spoil the whole bunch, girl.
Oh, give it one more try
before you give up on love.
One bad apple don’t spoil the whole bunch, girl.
Oh, I don’t care what they say,
I don’t care what you heard now.

I’ve been noticing you, baby,
for a long, long time.
And I’m not ashamed to tell the world
that you really messed up my mind.
Girl, to me you’re like a dream come true.
I’d rather hurt myself than to ever hurt you.

One bad apple don’t spoil the whole bunch, girl.
Oh, give it one more try
before you give up on love, girl.
One bad apple don’t spoil the whole bunch, girl.
Oh, I don’t care what they say,
I don’t care what you heard now.
One bad apple don’t spoil the whole bunch, girl…

eric carmen)

When I was young
I never needed anyone
And makin love was just for fun
Those days are gone

Livin alone
I think of all the friends Ive known
But when I dial the telephone
Nobodys home

All by myself
Dont wanna be
All by myself anymore
All by myself
Dont wanna live
All by myself anymore

Hard to be sure
Some times I feel so insecure
And love so distant and obscure
Remains the cure

All by myself
Dont wanna be
All by myself anymore
All by myself
Dont wanna live
All by myself anymore

me sad.

Speaking of sad, One love…

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I run a comb through my hair and step out in the street
And the city’s the color of flame in the mid-summer heat, oh yeah
Jennifer’s got her daddy’s car, she’s playing up-town on the stereo
We go cruisin’ so close, the way they did long ago

My darlin’

CHORUS:
(Turn) Turn the radio up for that sweet sound
Hold me close never let me go
(Keep) Keep this feelin’ alive
Make me lose control
Baby baby
(When) When I look in your eyes, I go crazy
Fever’s high with the lights down low
(So take) Take me over the edge
Make me lose control

We put the top down and park with the moon in the sky
And the wind is so hot in our hair, like a fire in july, oh yeah
Jennifer’s singin’ “Stand by Me” and she knows every single word by heart
Was love always this good, or could this be just the start?

Oh darlin’

CHORUS

Keep my baby clothes on, and were movin’ in time
And the heat from your touch, makes me feel like I’m losing my mind
Oh yeah
(And then they played) Back in my arms again(We close our eyes) We start rememberin’ when
(We start to kiss) And all the feelings return
And we just pray that this night never ends

Oh, my darlin’
(Turn) Turn the radio up for that sweet sound
Hold me close never let me go
Keep this feelin’ alive make me lose control
Baby
When I look in your eyes, I go crazy
Fever’s high with the lights down low
(So take) Take me over the edge
Make me lose control

Baby baby

(Turn) Turn the radio up for that sweet sound
Hold me close never let me go
(Keep) Keep this feelin’ alive make me lose control

When I look in your eyes, I go crazy
Fever’s high with the lights down low
(So take) Take me over the edge make me lose control

Baby baby
CHORUS

I don’t understand why Wilson would be mad at House. It wasn’t House’s fault.

no wonder House fired her, if she was gonna make a mistake like that.

kinda was houses fault. the meds she took killed her because the bus accident killed her kidneys. If her kidneys were functioning properly she wouldn’t have had any problem with the meds. she was on the bus because of House, so ultimately it is houses fault.

Illogical. House could not have foreseen that, nor did he do anything to put her in danger.

I don’t think that’s right. He knew before the accident that she had a potentially fatal condition. He just couldn’t remember who it was or what it was after the accident.

Regardless, people live for years without kidneys. Some for many, many years. it ain’t pleasant, but it is certainly doable.

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From GraphJam

O.K. no body is speaking to me again…

I said “hi” in two threads…completely ignored!

Therefore, I am forced to take drastic measures…

As soon as I figure out what they are!

Hi Ms. Z!

23 hours, 59 minutes of silence… I killed the thread.