Can I use this as a hammer?
Will this pound thumbtacks into a bulletin board?
To hammer improvements into your relationships???
At last something expensive enough to allow me to listen to the Woot-Off Anthem
Hell no, im old enough i dont need to MASS AGE myself wtf
Ughhhhhh it’s gonna be Christmas time by the next item
You really want those measuring spoons huh?
Ewwwwww that’s the next item yuck